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Post Info TOPIC: Sky Falling and other Desolations...
Describe exactly the last time the sky fell on you? [8 vote(s)]

I was struck by a meteor, but am feeling much better now
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I was dive bombed by a bird
12.5%
I got bonked good by an apple like Isaac Newton
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It felt like I had the weight of the world on my shoulders...
12.5%
Little stars danced around my head
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My shrink says I shouldn't talk about it... you know, post alien abduction trauma...
12.5%
Some French guys in a castle blew their nose in my general direction
37.5%
I looked up to see a 300 lb linebacker eclipse the sun
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It was almost as bad as walking through the forest of ugly and running into every tree...
12.5%
Dad took me bra shopping / Mom took me jock strap shopping
12.5%
Other... please specify in three pages or less
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Sky Falling and other Desolations...


I must say that on my latest lurk-see at that other forum, it was interesting to note that people were quite clearly being told to not express their feelings, even in non-political tones, about the election yesterday.  Nine posts to "The Sky Is Falling!" thread, of which three were not even saying anything about the election, and the forum police starts to put a roadblock up to detour the traffic elsewhere...  I'm not trying to open up a gripe session or complaint desk, but am wondering...


What has become of that forum in the past couple months?  Seems people aren't talking about anything at all unless it is suitable for a mutual admiration society.  Me thinks The Fortress has been beached upon a sandbar... thar be no more forum fortified with 10 Essential Plunderings and Pirately Goodness... Aaaaar!  If tweren't fer Cap'n Ray tryin' to keep 'er alfloat, I'd say scuttle the hulk, ye lilly-livered scurvy dogs of bilge rats! 



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I'm too shook up from my alien abduction experience and the "probe" that I can't even understand this topic.

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Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person!

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When in doubt, blame the French...

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Dagnabbit... that dadburn forest of ugly!  Why, if'n it weren't around, me and Chuck Norris would almost be twins!



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rayb wrote:


When in doubt, blame the French...



 


Let's just blame the French under every circumstance...



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If only freedom fries weren't so tasty...

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Actually, today I was walking and I saw a bird on the power lines directly above where I was going to walk. I decided to walk by quickly as I have had back luck under those power lines before, and as I was walking quickly I walked directly into a bug, which hit my eye. At least it was a hit and gone instead of hit and goo...if you know what I mean.

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