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arbilad


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Vote or Chuck Norris will beat you up!
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Well, Ok, Chuck Norris won't beat you up if you don't vote, but he does encourage you to get to the polls in his latest column.

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I've always liked Chuck Norris!  He hasn't ruined his celebrity with scandals and left wing radical vitriol.

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There's no such thing as evolution--only a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.


Did you see Brokeback Mountain?  It's the pile of dead ninjas in Chuck Norris's back yard.



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Cat Herder


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Chuck Norris is a good man, and I'm not just saying that because it was fun to see him kick the snot out of bad guys on Walker Texas Ranger.

I think he is the type of person who would genuinely be happy to be invited over to your home for dinner and just to socialize, regardless of if all you can afford is ramen noodles or if you're serving froi gras with truffles as an appetizer to fresh Maine lobster and filet mignon.

mmmm... now I got myself hungry!

p.s. Did I ever tell y'all that when I grow my beard, I almost look like Chuck Norris? The only difference is that I'm probably about 100 pounds or so heavier, don't wear cowboy boots, have reddish instead of blondish hair, wear glasses, don't know martial arts, and my smile is not quite as Hollywood white and perfect?

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Why don't you give them the link to your photo on your Highschool's yearbook website Cat so everyone can see the resemblance.


Jason



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Meh. I could take him.


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