That was funny...

paraphrase:

"Athiests... you must be feeling like a bit of a twit right now, right?"

"Christians... yes, I know this comes as a surprise, but it was the Jews.  They had it right."

"No.  We don't have any restrooms.  If you had read your Bible, you would have noticed it said damnation without relief.  So, unless you went before you got here, well I'm afraid you just aren't going to enjoy yourself too much.  But that is the whole point, isn't it?"