So, who needs some advice? Who wants to advise? Step right up folks, don't be shy. It beats the alternative, unless you really enjoy the career possibilities presented at the French Foreign Legion recruiting post...
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It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude."
So, who needs some advice? Who wants to advise? Step right up folks, don't be shy. It beats the alternative, unless you really enjoy the career possibilities presented at the French Foreign Legion recruiting post...
Ahhh, le legion, my second home away from home. Even if you like the advice you get here I still recomend a five year stint in the Legion and some Tomaccolatte for the trip to Franz.
The most useful advice on marriage I've ever been given, was from a half-drunk Tongan wandering down an alleyway. It crystalizes everything the church teaches down to 4 words.
Poor Ray is only tied for second now. This is partially my fault....
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"The promptings of the Holy Ghost will always be sufficient for our needs if we keep to the covenant path. Our path is uphill most days, but the help we receive for the climb is literally divine." --Elaine S. Dalton
Now see, if Ray wins he will just get a big head about it and then he will start charging a consultation fee, and then he'll be starting his own column and signing a book deal and well, frankly there will just be no living with him...we must consider all the variables here folks.
I can't believe I was so cheeky to write what I did about the scriptures. My advice to everyone is to read the scriptures... in a way, a vote for the scriptures IS a Vote for me... (so VOTE for Me!!)
--Ray
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I'm not slow; I'm special. (Don't take it personally, everyone finds me offensive. Yet somehow I manage to live with myself.)
He WASN"T right about Harry dieing. I am very grateful for that.
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If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen! - Samuel Adams
ray, ray, ray ray ray That's all we're talking about all freakin day. ray, ray, ray ray ray ray at work and Church and play ray, ray, ray ray ray Give him his food on a silver tray ray, ray, ray ray ray We all write down everything he has to say.
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Life is tough but it's tougher if you're stupid. -John Wayne
I just thought I would mention that IF Ray really WERE a great advice giver... He would be here at 1:30 am to tell me what to do to get rid of this pain and get back to sleep...