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Post Info TOPIC: Absolutely Free Advice, just send $9.95 to cover shipping and handling...
What is the most important source of advice for you? [17 vote(s)]

Ray
29.4%
The Psychic Friends Network
0.0%
Family and Friends
17.6%
Online Forums
0.0%
The cleaning crew at work / other co-irkers
11.8%
Cosmic Forces... like wow man!
5.9%
I don't need advice, I give it!
11.8%
Technical journals and 1st level Help Desk Associates
0.0%
Infomercials
5.9%
Scriptures / Prayer / and the other Sunday School answers
17.6%


Understander of unimportant things

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Absolutely Free Advice, just send $9.95 to cover shipping and handling...


So, who needs some advice?  Who wants to advise?  Step right up folks, don't be shy.  It beats the alternative, unless you really enjoy the career possibilities presented at the French Foreign Legion recruiting post... 

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Wise and Revered Master

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Cat Herder wrote:



So, who needs some advice?  Who wants to advise?  Step right up folks, don't be shy.  It beats the alternative, unless you really enjoy the career possibilities presented at the French Foreign Legion recruiting post... 



Ahhh, le legion, my second home away from home.  Even if you like the advice you get here I still recomend a five year stint in the Legion and some Tomaccolatte for the trip to Franz.



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Jason



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The most useful advice on marriage I've ever been given, was from a half-drunk Tongan wandering down an alleyway.  It crystalizes everything the church teaches down to 4 words.


"Happy wife, happy life."



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Wise and Revered Master

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Ah, now that's a great line for my next infomercial for Tomacolatte.  "Happy Wife, Happy Life with Tomacolatte.  Smooth and refreshing."



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Hot Air Balloon

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Ray is PULLING AHEAD!!! WOOOHOOO!!!


Eat my DUST scriptures!!!


--Ray



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Future Queen in Zion

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cryPoor Ray is only tied for second now. This is partially my fault....

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Senior Bucketkeeper

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Now see, if Ray wins he will just get a big head about it and then he will start charging a consultation fee, and then he'll be starting his own column and signing a book deal and well, frankly there will just be no living with him...we must consider all the variables here folks.

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Hot Air Balloon

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I can't believe I was so cheeky to write what I did about the scriptures. My advice to everyone is to read the scriptures... in a way, a vote for the scriptures IS a Vote for me... (so VOTE for Me!!)

--Ray

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I voted for Ray.
Spoiler


-- Edited by Roper at 16:32, 2007-07-26

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Wise and Revered Master

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Roper, you better hide your spoiler before Arb sees it. You'll get a floggin for sure!

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Head Chef

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Spoiler


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Senior Bucketkeeper

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But he is often right about everything else... rofl.gif (Long live Ray... and YES I love and read my scriptures...) relax.gif

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Oh alright...let's all sing "Hail to the Ray!" thumbsup.gifworship.gif

-- Edited by Poncho29 at 09:19, 2007-07-27

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Keeper of the Holy Grail

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ray, ray, ray ray ray
That's all we're talking about all freakin day.
ray, ray, ray ray ray
ray at work and Church and play
ray, ray, ray ray ray
Give him his food on a silver tray
ray, ray, ray ray ray
We all write down everything he has to say.

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That's the spirit Coco!

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Senior Bucketkeeper

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I just thought I would mention that IF Ray really WERE a great advice giver... He would be here at 1:30 am to tell me what to do to get rid of this pain and get back to sleep...

Ray dear... you are losing credibility!

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