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rayb


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Time to start a favorite topic of mine... Classic quotes from the Simpsons... share the ones you use... on a weekly basis... :)


"Me flunk English? That's unpossible!" --Ralph Wiggum


 



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"Silly customer!  You can not hurt the Twinkie!"  -- Apu


"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"  -- Homer


"Cool, I broke his brain!"  -- Bart



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"I call the big one Bitey."



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"Kill my boss?  Do I dare live out the American dream?"


"So long, sucke[crashbangboom]auuuughhh!"


"Oh great, Mormons!" (Said by Homer when he opens his front door to find Kang and Kronos knocking.)


And thanks for giving me the opportunity to test the "attach file" function of this board.  I have over 10 meg of 156 Simpsons wavs - hard to pick just three.



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"Eeeeeeexcellent."

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"mmmmmmm....unprocessed fish sticks."


-Homer, while gazing at fish in a lake



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Heh, that last one, reminded me of this one... CLAAAAASIC! ;)


Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.


I use this one all the time... too...


Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.


And of course this one is an internet phenomenon...


Kent Brockman: One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.


and here's the link to the wiki internet meme...


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overlord_meme


--Ray


 




 


 



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Another good quote: "The Internet?! Is that thing still around?"


--Ray


 



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Homer:  Sweet, sweet tomacco....

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"Mmmm... three hundred slices of American Cheese..."


(after a night of eating them all...)


"Augh! I think I'm blind!"


--Ray


 



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"But Marge, that little guy hasn't done anything yet.  Look at him. He's gonna do something and you know it's gonna be good."


When Marge tells Homer to come inside and stop watching the fight between Fat Tony's crew and the Yakuza.



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"Well don't blame me, I voted for Kodos"

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Mr. Burns "You're fired!  And you're fired!  And you, and you, and you!  You're all fired!"


Indian plant workers in India that Homer has been managing "Woo hoo!  Two months severence!  We can retire like kings!  Golden parachutes for everyone!"



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