I Didn't Do My Homework Because... * I didn't do my history homework because I don't believe in dwelling on the past. * I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad. * A sudden gust of wind blew my homework out of my hand and I never saw it again. * Another pupil fell in a lake and I jumped in to rescue him. Unfortunately, my homework drowned. * Our furnace broke and we had to burn my homework to keep ourselves from freezing. * I'm not at liberty to say why. * I wanted to frame the detention letter you're about to give me. * It was destroyed in a freak accident involving a hippo, a toaster, and a bag of frozen peas. You don't want to know the details. * I have a solar-powered calculator, and it was cloudy. * I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked. * My mom used it as a dryer sheet. * My agent won't allow me to publish my homework until the movie deal is finalized. * It's against my religion to do any homework. * I was abducted by green-skinned, three-eyed, pig-snouted space aliens, and they incinerated my homework with their death rays. * I felt it wasn't challenging enough. * My parents were sick and unable to do my homework last night. Don't worry, they have been suitably punished. * We had homework?! * I see your lips moving, but all I am hearing is "blah, blah, blah." * I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload. * I spent the night at a rally supporting higher pay for our hard-working teachers.

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