What if when the men in the Old North Church in Boston were preparing to hoist the lanterns into the belfry to signal Paul Revere that the British were coming, they decided to scrub sending the message for fear of violating a separation of church and state law ?
Hmmm, a political joke on a political forum? How dare they! Still, you are the moderator...
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If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen! - Samuel Adams
moderating and you're gonna be... 
