A bus driver in Denver was ticketed for jaywalking after he helped two old ladies cross the street. He even pushed them out of the way and got hit by a pickup for them. So his reward is to wake up in the hospital with a jaywalking ticket.
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If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen! - Samuel Adams