I was wondering what jokes you people knew that appealed to adolescent boys. My 13 year old son is discovering the joy of mood swings, and the one reliable method of cheering him up is to tell jokes that appeal to adolescent boys. For instance, at dinner tonight my wife remarked, when the almost 3 year old gargled his milk, that she hopes he unlearns that behavior before he starts dating or the girls will run away from him. I mentioned that many adolescent boys think that they want to marry girls who burp and fart shamelessly, but when they grow up the majority of them marry girls who are ladylike. I went on to point out that you don't see the relief society wiping their noses on their sleeve or eating their boogers. My son was in stitches at this point. So, what clean jokes do you know that appeal to young adolescent boys?
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You've covered the spectrum. Gender issues and body functions - that's about it. Maybe slapstick comedy - how many times can you whack yourself in the head with a frying pan?
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I wonder what would happen if you googled "booger jokes"?
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