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I Got In An Accident Today


I rear-ended a car this morning.

So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the Other driver got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and Little things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and Shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then Which one are you?'

And then the fight started.....


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Did you write yourself a citation? 

Was it with your own car or with a duty car?

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I'm betting he just put on a blue dress with a yellow skirt and started singing and cleaning.

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He represents the Lolipop clan, the lolipop clan.....

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Ok, wait.  This is funny and sounds so very not true.  But it's in the current events folder thingy instead of the humor.  So I'm confused.  Did you really get in an accident? 

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I doubt it. It's kinda an old joke. Sometimes it's just not fun to announce it's a joke before people read it, I guess.

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Jen


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Laughing at people who are different from us is fun!

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You got that right, jen! headbang.gif



-- Edited by Cocobeem at 09:44, 2008-08-12

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Yea, I mean c'mon, we laugh at coco all the time.

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And that's to her face!  Imagine what's said and done behind her back.

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tears.gif Really?

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It is said that fact is stranger than fiction. I am glad that you are okay!

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Since I have seen this posted as a joke on other websites, I'm fairly certain that it is a joke, and that Mirk didn't post it in humor so as to increase the shock value.

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He must of been slappy.

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Well, he wasn't slap happy.

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Crunchy?

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