I'm betting he just put on a blue dress with a yellow skirt and started singing and cleaning.
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"The promptings of the Holy Ghost will always be sufficient for our needs if we keep to the covenant path. Our path is uphill most days, but the help we receive for the climb is literally divine." --Elaine S. Dalton
Ok, wait. This is funny and sounds so very not true. But it's in the current events folder thingy instead of the humor. So I'm confused. Did you really get in an accident?
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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
I doubt it. It's kinda an old joke. Sometimes it's just not fun to announce it's a joke before people read it, I guess.
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"The promptings of the Holy Ghost will always be sufficient for our needs if we keep to the covenant path. Our path is uphill most days, but the help we receive for the climb is literally divine." --Elaine S. Dalton
Since I have seen this posted as a joke on other websites, I'm fairly certain that it is a joke, and that Mirk didn't post it in humor so as to increase the shock value.
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If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen! - Samuel Adams
If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen! - Samuel Adams
Really?
