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Random thoughts


I think I need a thread for the strange little things that occupy my thoughts from time to time.


Today's is a funny. I sometimes drive by this mid 90's maroon minivan that is interesting because of one fact: someone turned it into a monster minivan. (It's raised up a good 8 feet.) How do the kids get in and out? giggle.gif

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Maybe there is a collapsible staircase to get up and a little slide to get down!!

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That would be a sight, Nita.

Ok, next random thought. Last night on the news, the weatherman said we had a hundredth of an inch of rain during the day. confuse.gif That's a really small amount. How are they sure that a fly didn't just pee on their sensor?

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Are radishes healthy? Cuz I don't think people ate them very much cuz of the taste. I'm eating some now, with some dill dip.

Dill dip. giggle.gif

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hiccups wrote:

How are they sure that a fly didn't just pee on their sensor?




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I would like some rain in Colorado. We've been having temperatures in the mid to high nineties. A cooling rain would be great. A fly peeing on me wouldn't be fun, though.

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We had ten minutes of hail today. It looks like God took a shotgun and blasted my garden with buckshot. I'd guess we lost 75% of our grapes, the cucumber and zuchinni plants were battered badly. The tomatoes aren't too bad and the strawberries look unaffected.

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Now if that's not God in His Omniscience at work, I don't know what is.

Repent NOW, monkey man.

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Oh, and why do bugs go to the light, even if it kills them? confuse.gif

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It's all that junk food he eats, plus the fact that he roots for a certain English soccer team.

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Glory Glory Man United!








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-- Edited by mirkwood at 14:53, 2008-07-24

-- Edited by mirkwood at 14:54, 2008-07-24

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Are you a football hooligan?

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Not me, but I am a big fan of the Beautiful Sport.

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Soccer is for people who can't take football.
Actually, I'm kidding. I don't care for either. The only professional soccer match I have ever watched was in person between the Kiev Dynamo and the Donetsk Shakhtyori.

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I actually like soccer, because when there's 5 minutes left, there's actually 5 minutes left. Unlike football, where if they say 5 minutes, it could be 1/2 an hour. frustrated.gif

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In our ward the Elder's Quorum is having an activity to improve their BBQ skills followed by a family BBQ. They are calling it Menrichment. I simply cannot get over that name. It makes my skin crawl a little. Yeah, I know I'm strange.

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I do have a couple ideas for follow-up activities, though: One on reverence and inviting the spirit called Menopause; followed by one on personal revelation called Menses.

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rofl.gif

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Hiccups, it makes my skin crawl as well.

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How'd they get the name Sperm Whale? confuse.gif

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Here's your answer if you'll click, Coco. biggrin.gif

http://www.nmfs.noaa.gov/pr/pdfs/education/kids_times_whale_sperm.pdf

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So I guess we could also call it the Big Head Whale. Niiiice...... nod.gif

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So, now my ward is having a Hillbilly Chili Cookoff. They sure do come up with interesting names for things. I'm wondering if I should put roadkill in mine.

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"Gator" and "turpentine" are also good choices for hillbilly chili.

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I was thinking of going New Mexico Hillbilly on their butts and burning their tongues off, but I decided to refrain.

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Whoa. I didn't even understand that sentence.

Don't forget the cat hair! Rowrrrrr!

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Translation: I thought of making chili so hot it would make grown men cry, but I decided to go another direction. (New Mexico being the land of really good hot chiles and being from there myself and having some hot chiles available to use right now...)

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I had NO IDEA Pam Anderson was married to Kid Rock. I really need some time to wrap my head around this one. I feel like I've been living in a cave.

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