Ah, yes. I'll bet you've seen a lot of "drunk and stupid" in your work, Mirk. Nice haircut, btw.
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"The promptings of the Holy Ghost will always be sufficient for our needs if we keep to the covenant path. Our path is uphill most days, but the help we receive for the climb is literally divine." --Elaine S. Dalton
Ok, who else has "dealing with drunks" stories from work? Because this brings to mind several stories for me.
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"The promptings of the Holy Ghost will always be sufficient for our needs if we keep to the covenant path. Our path is uphill most days, but the help we receive for the climb is literally divine." --Elaine S. Dalton
I loved dealing with drunks when I was in the navy!
Why, because I tried to follow the Navy's regulations on dealing with drunks, espeially the part where they had to be woken up every hour to verify they aren't drowning in their own vomit or other condition.
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Hope is the thing with feathers That perches in the soul And sings the tune--without the words And never stops at all.... --Emily Dickinson
Gee, I never would have guessed that the fine temperate gentlemen who frequent the Cotton Bottom would ever take such leave of their wits as to fall their drunk butts into the dang river and almost drown.
LM
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And I'd discuss the holy books with the learned men, seven hours every day. That would be the sweetest thing of all.
Why, because I tried to follow the Navy's regulations on dealing with drunks, espeially the part where they had to be woken up every hour to verify they aren't drowning in their own vomit or other condition.
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"The promptings of the Holy Ghost will always be sufficient for our needs if we keep to the covenant path. Our path is uphill most days, but the help we receive for the climb is literally divine." --Elaine S. Dalton
Yea relaxing, uh-huh...sure. Right after that I spent the next 5 hours investigating an aggravated assault. Seems the ex b/f wasn't happy that his g/f wanted to be the ex g/f. Pounded her pretty bad.
Yea I like my haircut...#3 clippers over the whole thing. Nice cool and easy.