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"So tell me, Mrs. Smith," asked the interviewer, "have you any other 
skills you think might be worth mentioning?"

"Actually, yes," said the applicant modestly. "Last year I had two short 
stories published in national magazines, and I finished my first novel."

"Very impressive," he commented, "but I was thinking of skills you could 
apply during office hours."

"Oh," Mrs. Smith explained brightly, "That WAS during office hours!"





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giggle.gif Did she get the job? biggrin.gif

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lol...welcome NRA

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Teehee....

Nice eagle. nod.gif Looks much better than a turkey would've, don't you think?

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Yeah, and it would just be weird to eat our national bird every Thanksgiving.

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Shyeah! That would be weird! Sort of ties in with being destroyed from within... in a weird way. Maybe.

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mirkwood wrote:

lol...welcome NRA



 Thanks mirkwood.  Humm, monkey's much better than a cat! bleh



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You should have seen the Cthulhu squid monkey thing. He brings it out every so often. It's quite the sight.

And, yes, Welcome, NRA!

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hiccups wrote:

You should have seen the Cthulhu squid monkey thing. He brings it out every so often. It's quite the sight.

And, yes, Welcome, NRA!


Thanks.  That's kind of you hiccups.

 



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Cocobeem wrote:

Teehee....

Nice eagle. nod.gif Looks much better than a turkey would've, don't you think?


Looks much better than a turkey.  After all, turkey's aren't for lookin', they're for eatin'!

 



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