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Future Queen in Zion

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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,337232,00.html

and

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/03/13/woman.in.bathroom.ap/index.html


I just don't use this emoticon enough toilet.gif .

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NO ONE ELSE NOTICED????  Why would he wait for more than a day?  Was there no one else in this woman's life to wonder about her?  This is beyond sad. 

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Someone died in the bathroom?

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Click, Coco, Click!

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Yes folks, this goes into the beyond belief file.

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Talk about obstinate! The behavior of both the boyfriend and the girlfriend was of no benefit to anyone.

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You can almost hear the dueling banjo music while reading this story.

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BTW, I view it as a mark of maturity that the male respondents in this thread haven't made jokes about how women take forever in the bathroom.

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http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/03/20/woman.bathroom.ap/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

Charges brought against the boyfriend.

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Women take forever in the bathroom??? Not in this house! It's the MAN! He doesn't even say he's going to the bathroom. He says he's going to "go read." rolleyes

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One word, Coco: fiber.

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Yeah, start making whole wheat goodies and that'll speed things right up! biggrin.gif

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Speaking as a reader, the issue is not lack of fiber.

It's just that the book is so dang interesting, and you're reading in a place with a lock on the door.

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Dunno. What if MrCoco is just reading junk mail?

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He's on Will Durant lately. It's not a fiber factor, believe me. biggrin.gif

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