This is the thread to post silly conference predictions in. My silly conference predictions:
They will announce the Moon Base temple, but not a groundbreaking date. We will be addressed first by Pres. Monson, then by all previous presidents of the church. President Monson will announce that he's running for President of the US as an independent. The church will announce direct payroll deduction for tithing.
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If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen! - Samuel Adams
Cthulhu monkey will be excommunicated shortly after...
Mock the monkey. :E..... (Cthulu drools)
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"The promptings of the Holy Ghost will always be sufficient for our needs if we keep to the covenant path. Our path is uphill most days, but the help we receive for the climb is literally divine." --Elaine S. Dalton
The meeting was held at Adam-ondi-Ahman, you all missed it, Valhalla was there, though, working security. Pack your bags, your headed to Zion, slumber party at Valhalla's place.
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Lo, there I see my mother, my sisters, my brothers Lo, there I see the line of my people back to the beginning Lo, they call to me, they bid me take my place among them In the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live...forever
Pres. Eyring will bear his testimony on the truthfulness of cold fusion and how it fits into Heavenly Father's plan.
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If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen! - Samuel Adams
They'll announce a new tax prepartion program where they'll do our taxes for free and cut us a tax return loan check to use at the cannery. (Why not? It works for car dealers.)
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"The promptings of the Holy Ghost will always be sufficient for our needs if we keep to the covenant path. Our path is uphill most days, but the help we receive for the climb is literally divine." --Elaine S. Dalton
In the spirit of the PEF, the church will anounce PHCF, the Perpetual Health Care Fund for tithing paying widows over the age of 50 and/or with children under 18.
Along with that to absorb costs, meetinghouse construction will halt and five wards per building will be the norm.
