With apologies to Jen and Bok and all the other blondes on the board, I had to post this silly little thing.
A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says "I've had about enough of this." She goes downstairs, and after twenty minutes, finally comes back up to bed. Her husband says "The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?" The blonde says "I put the dog in our backyard... let's see how they like it."
A husband asks his blonde wife to help him while he's working on the car. He wants to check the lights to make sure they are all in good working order. He asks blondie to let him know if the lights are working as he turns them on. As she watches the pretty orange light, she says, "It's working! Wait, now it's not. Now it is, now it's not..."
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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror. If you told a lie it would suck you in. One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in. The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in. Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.
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Life is tough but it's tougher if you're stupid. -John Wayne
