{pops head in and proclaims} Hey ladies, who said life was fair! It is one of the perks of being the man / husband / father... we get to revert back to being a little boy when we get sick... and we all know that our Mommies never, ever got sick... and well, when we're sick, the wife is the closest thing to our Mommies... {turns and runs full speed out of the room before anyone can smack him upside the head}
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It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude."