Well about 8 am on New Years morning my brother, my son, and I are headed down the road to do some hunting. The fog is so thick you can only see a couple of lines on the road. We are out in the middle of nowhere and suddenly come upon a guy walking kind of funny down the road. He has a beer in one hand and is severely impaired. We ask him if he is OK and he asks if we have a ciggarrette. Nope. So we ask if there is someone we can call to come pick him up as he is miles from even our little town. He tells us they won't come because of the fog. He sloshes some beer on himself from the can of Budwieser in his hand. He asks for direction to the main road which is one road north of where he is at but doesn't believe us when we tell him which direction to go. Finally we leave and I call me wife and tell her to call the cops because this guy is going to get hit by a car in the fog wandering around. The cops called her back later and let her know that they found him and took care of things. It was one of the oddest things I have ever seen happen out in the country.
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Jason (Formerly salesortonscom)
As I walk through this earth, nothing can stop, the Duke of Mirth!
"The promptings of the Holy Ghost will always be sufficient for our needs if we keep to the covenant path. Our path is uphill most days, but the help we receive for the climb is literally divine." --Elaine S. Dalton
This didn't happen New Year's Day, but it happened New Year's Eve apparently.
Some dude was caught by our manager stuffing tons of condoms in his pocket. He tried to claim he was "going to pay for them" but our manager faked him out and told him he had him on tape and asked him if he should "call the police now." The guy panicked and so the manager told him never to come back to our store.
Which we were happy about because he was always hanging around the pharmacy "drug seeking."
So, either he was going to have a VERY good time on New Year's or he had a little business on the side.
