Shocker: Packers Name Mrs. Brett Favre Starting QB
The Green Bay Packers, made a shocking announcement today. Their starting quarterback this Sunday will be Mrs. Brett Favre.
Fans in Green Bay were shocked when this announcement was made, but Mrs. Favre assured the fans that, "Hey, I know this game. I live with Brett. I have taken several road trips on the team plane. I've gone to the pregame meal. I know a lot of the Packers. I've played around with a lot of the Packers in the back yard. I've tossed the football with them, and I know what a slot right 60-Prevent-Slot-Hook-And-Go is and I know how to avoid a corner blitz."
So they polled the people in Green Bay, 50% of Packers fans are excited, motivated, looking forward to the big game.
All right, you think that's ridiculous? Let me reread this.
In a shocking announcement today, Mrs. Hillary Clinton announced that she is running for president of the United States because she knows Bill Clinton and has lived with him, and she was there on a lot of trips to China and around the world, and she really cared about kids for 35 years. She's fought and she stood up for kids, and she's tried to fix health care, and she knows fifty percent of the American people say, "That's good enough for us."
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