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Cat Herder


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Lets Dance!
Put on your red shoes and dance the blues.

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Cocobeem


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Lady in red.
Is dancing with me.

(Dedicated to me at a dance, but I had a blue dress on. What a dweeb.)

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Roxanne! You don't have to put on that red...
(Also dedicated... giggle.gif )

-- Edited by rayb at 21:02, 2008-01-19

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Mama washed and combed and curled my hair
And she painted my eyes and lips then I stepped into a satin
Dancin dress that had a split on the side clean up to my hip
It was red velvet trim and it fit me good
Standin back from the lookin glass
There stood a woman where a half gown kid had stood

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Cocobeem


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She wore blue velvet
Bluer than velvet was the night
Softer than satin was the light
From the stars

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Poncho29


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She wore an itsy, bitsy
teeny, weeny yellow
polka-dot bikini,
that she wore for the first time today

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Cocobeem


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And it feels like the first time
Like it never did before
Feels like the first time
Like we've opened up the door
Feels like the first time
Like it never will again, never again

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..can't.... resist....

Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time

(Sorry)

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Cocobeem


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Ahh... touch me!

(Can't remember anymore. And don't worry di, I think I already used that one a few dozen posts ago. wink.gif)

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You wanna touch me, but I don't want that.

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Du nu nu nu (weer weer)
Can't touch this!

-- Edited by Jen at 09:16, 2008-01-23

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Like anyone would be
I am flattered by your fascination with me
Like any hot-blooded woman
I have simply wanted an object to crave
But you're not allowed
You're uninvited
An unfortunate slight


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You don't want me in your head,
You don't want me in your mind,
I'll take away all of your space
And waste away all of your time

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Cocobeem


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If I could save time in a bottle
The first thing that I'd want to do...

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If a picture paints a thousand words
then why can't I paint you?

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rayb


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I've been here before, now here I am again standing at the door, praying You'll let me back in.

To label me a hypocrite would be, only scratching the surface of who I've been known to be...

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Future Queen in Zion

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I can't stand this emotional violence

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I can't stop this feeling any longer
And still I'm just afraid to let it go
What started out as friendship has grown stronger
You only wish I had the strength to let it show

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Let it be, let it be
Oh let it be, yeah let it be
Speaking words of wisdom
Let it be

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Cat Herder


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And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire

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night and day the heat is on
fever burns
something strange is going on
and it makes me burn and burn

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Cocobeem


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The barn. The barn. The barn is on fire.

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Cocobeem


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There's a big fire burnin' but don't be alarmed
it's just country boys and girls gettin down on the farm.


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Cocobeem


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She keeps the home fires burnin...


rage.gif Play the dang game, people!

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We didn't start the fire
it's been always burnin'
since the world's been turnin'...


There, I played. smile.gif

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Cocobeem


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You spin me round round baby round round
Like a record baby right round round round.


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He was a jukebox hero
with stars in his eyes

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Cocobeem


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He said the way my blue eyes shined put the Georgia stars to shame that night.
I said, That's a lie.

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Lie to me

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Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies...

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Cocobeem


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Don't tell me you love me, baby, I don't want to know.

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Is there something I should know?

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rayb


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Don't you remember you told me you love me baby? YOu said you'd be coming back this way again, Baby. Baby, baby, baby, baby... oh Babeeeee... I looooove you... I really do...

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Don't call me baby
You got some nerve, and baby that'll never do

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Lord have mercy, baby's got her blue jeans on.

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Cat Herder


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Blue jeans sitting on the beach, her dog s talking to me but she s out of reach

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Sitting on the dock of the bay
Watching the tide roll away

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Under pressure... pressing down on me... pressing down on me...

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Cocobeem


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Under the sea... under the sea...
Life is much better down where it's wetter
Take it from me

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Cat Herder


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Well, I built me a raft and she's ready for floatin'

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Future Queen in Zion

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I got me a Chrysler,
it's as big as a whale
and it's about to set sail!

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Future Queen in Zion

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No sissies for your love

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Send me your love
Roses never fade
Send me your love
la la la la la...

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Cue the SpongeBob theme music...

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Whoooooooooooooooooooo....
lives in a pineapple under the sea?

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If you like pina coladas...

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Poncho29


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Wasting away in margueritaville,
looking for my last shaker of salt

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I know you call us Salt and Pepper,
For an old salt I may be,
But though she may be pepper to you, me boys,
She's sweet as sugar to me.


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Future Queen in Zion

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Candy, I call my sugar, Candy...

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Sugar.. na na na na na na.
Oh... honey, honey.
Na na na na na na.
You are my candy girl, and you've got me wanting you.

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