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A couple of items to contemplate


Three Things to Ponder:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

Having grown up on a farm....

C O W S

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

Knowing how much arbi loves the constitution:

T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

Since we all believe in these:

T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:

You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.



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Those are funny, Mahonri. biggrin.gif

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Mahonri what are you doing? Shhhhh!!! No one is supposed to notice the obvious! laughing.gif

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Cows AND guns. It doesn't get much better than that.

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It's the bovine constitution set to music!

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