| Fear of Shiz will move to Australia |
| 7.1% |
| She will declare herself the AntiChrist |
| 0.0% |
| Monica Lewinsky will return to the WH as an intern |
| 0.0% |
| Hillary will kick Bill's butt to the curb |
| 0.0% |
| Moon will turn to blood, sun will darken, seas will boil |
| 35.7% |
| Ron Paul will seek out and destroy her horcruxes |
| 21.4% |
| Muslim terrorists will cease fighting us because they are afraid of her too |
| 0.0% |
| Rush Limbaugh will be richest man in US as she gives him tons of material |
| 0.0% |
| Girls will go into hiding to escape her determination to be "fairest in the land" |
| 7.1% |
| Texas secedes from the Union |
| 7.1% |
| She'll raise a clone army and kill all the Jedi |
| 7.1% |
| Children will scream, lovers will cry, poets will dream, the music will die |
| 14.3% |
