The Salon (formerly THE SALOON)

mirkwood · Senior Bucketkeeper

The Salon (formerly THE SALOON)

PollyAnna · Senior Bucketkeeper

WOO HOOOO I made mirk *snort*... that just makes my day... (of course it's almost 11 pm here... AND we all know I am easily entertained...)

mirkwood · Senior Bucketkeeper

rayb · Hot Air Balloon

I buy a new laptop about every three or four years, and that's a couple thousand each time... though recently I've just kinda gotten free laptops... from my failing places of employment. It's a perk... Oh? You're laid off? Why don't you take this laptop while you go enjoy life with no pay.

--Ray

Euphrasie · Senior Bucketkeeper

*starts tallying up $$ spent on yarn, fabric, patterns...*

PollyAnna · Senior Bucketkeeper

nooooooo... don't even go there!!!!

PollyAnna · Senior Bucketkeeper

Well here is a very interesting act for the Salon...

Euphrasie · Senior Bucketkeeper

Hehe. That's pretty good.

Cocobeem · Keeper of the Holy Grail

I just didn't get into that.

PollyAnna · Senior Bucketkeeper

HEY... Mirky... THIS IS FOR YOU......!!!!

Poncho29 · Senior Bucketkeeper

I saw that article somewhere. Can't remember where, but I thought it was hilarious.

Cocobeem · Keeper of the Holy Grail

That was GOOD!

mirkwood · Senior Bucketkeeper

mirkwood · Senior Bucketkeeper

A Carnival of Chaos!!!!

You are in the psycho circus!!!!!

PollyAnna · Senior Bucketkeeper

no thanks..

AHHHHH! much beaeaeaeaeda....

mirkwood · Senior Bucketkeeper

Hey Joe...make that guitar sing for us....

rayb · Hot Air Balloon

I've never understood what people saw in the "Knights In Satan's Service" (KISS).

--Ray

Cat Herder · Understander of unimportant things

Runs screaming because Polly posted country music...

Of course, mirk recovered pretty well by posting the guy who is sporting the Vin Diesel look playin' the electric geetar! That song would be worthy of inclusion in a Bill and Ted movie...

Cat Herder · Understander of unimportant things

We must defend ourselves from this onslaught of country music!

Call out...

THE OPERA!!!!

Poncho29 · Senior Bucketkeeper

Okay Ray! I've got a bone to pick with you! My five year old loves the YouTube video of Numa Numa Yoda you posted on the anger thread. He's been wanting to watch it over and over and over...
Every once in awhile he does the Yoda boogie while wearing his Darth Vader cape.
(And I'm not experiencing anger. Really, I'm not. I just can't get that song outta my head now!)

Editor's note: Thought about posting this on the anger thread, but was not sure if this would be considered a derailment. Management frowns upon that.

Note to self: Don't show five year old anymore Star Wars related YouTube videos

-- Edited by Poncho29 at 12:38, 2007-10-25

rayb · Hot Air Balloon

Numa Numa is so versatile... combine it with Star Wars and it's like entertainment Crystal Meth...

--Ray

PollyAnna · Senior Bucketkeeper

Victor is very very VERY GOOD...

rayb · Hot Air Balloon

I love Victor Borga too... he does a great opera...

Jen · Senior Bucketkeeper

The Hoff has submitted an audition tape, if you'd be so kind as to review it.

Cat Herder · Understander of unimportant things

What the blazes was that?

That has got to be one of the absolute undeniably worst, toss it out the window (the window, the window, the second story window... hi low, low hi, throw it out the window

) music videos I have ever seen... and Poncho and I are from the MTV generation (you know, teens when MTV first started and all the videos were weird!).

Poncho29 · Senior Bucketkeeper

I'm sorry, but I can't take "pretty boy" David Hasselhoff seriously as a singer. All I can think of is him and Pamela Anderson from Babewatch er I mean, Baywatch running in slow motion down the beach.

rayb · Hot Air Balloon

Holeeeeee Crap! The Hasselhoff!!!

beefche · Profuse Pontificator

Hack! Cough! Gag! Bleh! Barf! Hurl!

Cat Herder · Understander of unimportant things

Either we need a clean up on Aisle 4 or beefche needs some medical attention!

beefche · Profuse Pontificator

Whew! Thanks, cat, for getting that image out of my head. Weird Al saved me!

That reminded me of the SNL skit with Eddie Murphy as James Brown getting in the hot tub. Too hot for the hot tub! Oww!

PollyAnna · Senior Bucketkeeper

I am going to stop click YouTube videos... My brain is being damaged!!!!

mirkwood · Senior Bucketkeeper

A magic trick with a gun...don't try this at home!!!!!

beefche · Profuse Pontificator

Wow, that was fun! Although I don't remember HP having a magic wand like Penn/Teller.

DaKnife · Senior Member

BTW, about the meaning of KISS,

Try again

rayb · Hot Air Balloon

Well of course they're not going to ADMIT that KISS really means Knights in Satan's Service, but everyone who was anyone knew that's what it really meant... at least that's what everyone who actually listened to KISS believed, which is why they listened to it... :)

PollyAnna · Senior Bucketkeeper

Gee DaKnife... Next thing we know you will be trying to say that the "Paul is Dead" messages were just a rumor too.... Sheesh...

rayb · Hot Air Balloon

Not really sure why, but the whole Rock and Roll == Devil worship was a big selling point back a couple generations ago. It's interesting how now the rebellion seems to revolve not around satanism, but around anarchy and organized crime, gang violence and prostitution, etc... It's almost as though the rock industry wasn't getting enough bang for their buck attacking religious people, now that the religious are out of the mainstream of media outlets, it's like they're just going after basic civilization.

--Ray

mirkwood · Senior Bucketkeeper

Why nobody is afraid of the French Marines:

[youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=BAOYup7vSoA]

Cat Herder · Understander of unimportant things

Oh, I can hardly wait to see it! YouTube is blocked by my employer's firewall, so I have to wait until I get home!

mirkwood · Senior Bucketkeeper

You will not be intimidated!!!!

salesortonscom · Wise and Revered Master

Nice Spa treatment. Those french marines get all the great benefits. Stinky cheeses, spa treatments, and instant fox holes.

Cat Herder · Understander of unimportant things

Hey, I was disappointified... I had seen that before and someone had said it was the Brits version of a Seal team...

Roper · Senior Bucketkeeper

My first thought: Ugh--hours of cleaning those weapons. Of course, Mirky would say that if it's a Glock, it would still work reliably, even if you filled the magazine with that mud.

Poncho29 · Senior Bucketkeeper

I know this local cop who always comes through our drive-thru at work picking up prescriptions for himself and for his mom in his patrol car. It always freaks me out to see all the "high tech" gizmos in front of him, and I always think of Mirkwood.

mirkwood · Senior Bucketkeeper

Roper wrote:

My first thought: Ugh--hours of cleaning those weapons. Of course, Mirky would say that if it's a Glock, it would still work reliably, even if you filled the magazine with that mud.

Maybe...your sigs and colt's certainly won't!!!! smile

Poncho29 wrote:

I know this local cop who always comes through our drive-thru at work picking up prescriptions for himself and for his mom in his patrol car. It always freaks me out to see all the "high tech" gizmos in front of him, and I always think of Mirkwood.

Gizmos are cool!!!

mirkwood · Senior Bucketkeeper

Go Joe go!!! Make it cry and sing for us:

[youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=oAalYg53V30]

hiccups · Future Queen in Zion

Medieval helpdesk.

-- Edited by hiccups at 08:53, 2007-11-07

Cat Herder · Understander of unimportant things

This place can use some livening up... therefore, I have determined the need to share the following (apologies if any of it is, well, considered poor form or bad taste):

mirkwood · Senior Bucketkeeper

Speaking of the dead:

-- Edited by mirkwood at 01:21, 2007-11-12

hiccups · Future Queen in Zion