If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen! - Samuel Adams
Yay! More polygamy! Watch as Satan drags the most sacred and mysterious aspects of God's dealings with man through the muck!! We're so lucky to be alive in this generation... What better time to practice your missionary moments...
--Ray
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I'm not slow; I'm special. (Don't take it personally, everyone finds me offensive. Yet somehow I manage to live with myself.)
The first year Cat and I were married we were preparing to move out to Utah. I was at work one evening for a marketing research firm and I was telling people where we were moving to and some old man laughed and said, "Are you a mormon? So, how many wive does your husband have?" Without skipping a beat I said, "About 3 or 4." After seeing the look of shock on the man's face, ('cause I think he believed me) I re-educated him.