How a General Authority eats a Reese's peanut butter cup:
To be spoken with the appropriate, authoritative voice.
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10. Paul H. Dunn
I remember back in WWII that I ate a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. Back then, they were big enough to live on for a week. Being the only soldier to have survived the battle in my brigade, I really didn't know If I could eat it or not, but I remember my fallen buddy's words as he died in my arms: "Paul, if you just take one bite at a time you can tackle anything." So I took that giant cup and, breaking it with the bat Babe Ruth gave me after I struck him out with two outs in the bottom of the ninth in the seventh game of the World Series, proceeded to wolf down the tiny morsels.
9. David B. Haight
Imagine 70 years ago on a rough road between Idaho and Logan. There were only Circle Ks, no 7-11s. You had to bring your Peanut Butter Cups with you. Ruby and I split one for the first time in 1937.
8. Dallin H. Oaks
The Reese's Peanut Butter Cup challenges us to consume. From the beginning there have been three steps in eating a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. First, remove the wrapper. This is best done quickly, by turning the cup over, grasping the outer fold and pulling away from the bottom. Second...
7. Joseph B. Wirthlin
When I was young I would sprint to the corner store, buy a Reese's and run my hand through my hair before taking it down in one bite. These days I don't sprint, and I have no hair, but the peanut butter cup remains.
6. Richard G. Scott
If you have not eaten a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, I plead with you. Eat one now. Enjoy the chocolate, the peanut butter. Do not delay. If you have thought, "That's not for me," I plead with you to reconsider. Of all foods I treasure, this one was the first.
5. M. Russell Ballard
The time has come when members of the church need to reach out to our friends and share a cup, a peanut butter cup. It is not enough to raise a chocolate bar, it must now have peanut butter.
4. Boyd K. Packer
In all my years, I have always eaten my Reese's Peanut Butter Cups the same way- the established way we have been instructed to eat them. There is a far greater evil in this world, though-those who believe they can eat their cups in a way unconventional to the time-honored manner. We must be true and faithful and eat our Reese's Peanut Butter Cups in the customary and recognized approach as it has heretofore been established.
3. Neal A. Maxwell
I intentionally initiate the delicious design of the deglutition of a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup by nibbling a negligible nit of the culinary creamy cavalcade. It is exclusively through small entities that the great things are fabricated.
2. Thomas S. Monson
I remember I ate my first Reese's Peanut Butter Cup when I was a tender lad of eight. My mother came up to me, and with a loving twinkle in her eye, asked, 'Tommy, are you eating a Reese's?' And I would invariably smile up to her, 'Yes, yes, I am.' 'But Tommy, did you know that Sister Jensen next door hasn't eaten a Reese's Cup in years?' My young mind thought upon the plight of my neighbor. Tears were shed. Hearts were gladdened. A cup was shared.
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY GENERAL AUTHORITIES EAT A REESE PEANUT BUTTER CUP:
1. J. Golden Kimball
"Hell, Heber, I'll eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup any damned way I want!"
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Lo, there I see my mother, my sisters, my brothers Lo, there I see the line of my people back to the beginning Lo, they call to me, they bid me take my place among them In the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live...forever
Yea, verily he dideth... for it came to pass that Mirkwood placed it under the arms of the humor discussion area like a rayb that gathereth it's beserkers in a headlock under it's arm...
I shall have to review and compare the two. Perhaps we shall have a merging of the threads or closure of one if the two are identical...
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It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude."
Hangs head in shame and apologizes for the jambog. I think we both got it from ZC.
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Lo, there I see my mother, my sisters, my brothers Lo, there I see the line of my people back to the beginning Lo, they call to me, they bid me take my place among them In the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live...forever
