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arbilad


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    Heaven is 

    Where the police are British,
    The cooks are Italian,
    The mechanics are German,
    The lovers are French and
    Its all organized by the Swiss.

    Hell is 

    Where the police are German,
    The cooks are British,
    The Mechanics are French,
    The lovers are Swiss and
    Its all organized by the Italians.


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That's gotta be true doctrine! I've gotta burning in my foot that says so!

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hahah... organized by italians!? Hahaha... having spent my mission there... this is just too funny...


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Cat Herder


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I could take offense at the German police thing... but then realized if I looked at it from the experience I had with the German police (as ineffective at even catching purse snatchers) instead of the historical fact that for over a decade it was a police state run by fascists with a brutal secret police force... well, it gets kind of funny too...

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Cocobeem


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The lovers are French. bleh.gif

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Cat Herder


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well, according to that list it is a big wee wee, complete with their stinky cheese! doh.gif

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Cocobeem


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I have no idea what that meant. weirdface.gif

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Cat Herder


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was saying Oui Oui phonetically, and some french cheese can be pretty stinky... ever see the movie Madeline? wink.gif That movie cracks me up... a girl's boarding school in France, and they talk with English accents...

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Okay, I get it. imslow.gif

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