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Cat Herder


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Have you ever seen headlines that are just hilarious or bring a funny thought to mind?

I saw the following headline, and just about started laughing out loud here at work as I contemplated the advertisement that would result...

Energizer to Acquire Playtex for $1.16B 

Sorry ladies... don't mean to be insensitive or crude or anything, but ya got to admit the idea of the following fictitious commercial combining the branding of disparate products and marketing ideas is pretty darn funny!  rofl.gif

"In tests conducted, Playtex bras outperform the competition... they keep going and going and going." 

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Okay, you're talking bras? I guess I can lift my chin up off the floor now. Playtex has other feminine things, you know.  omfg.gif

-- Edited by Cocobeem at 13:03, 2007-07-13

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From Jay Leno's Headlines...

'What kind of photographer makes an idiot mistake like this?  Do you think the man really has horns?'

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From a co-worker after I showed her the picture in the previous post...

The Pastor's Ass

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. 

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. 

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10 

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

The bishop was buried the next day. 

The moral of the story is....being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life. 
So be yourself and enjoy life... Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer! 

Have a nice day!


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The one article reminds me of Goat Boy from SNL.

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