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q. Where does Lord Valdemort Shop?

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(I crack myself up... )

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q. What do you call a wizard who's really good at golf?

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q. Where do wizards store their weight lifting equipment?

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(groan... I know...)

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giggle.gif Bad, bad, bad...and yet I'm laughing anyway.

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Reminds me of a certain SNL sketch with a certain well known actor who does Priceline.com commercials now...  devilish.gif

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How about this one.

What swims in the sea, eats fish, and is hunted by He Who Shall Not Be Named?

Harry Otter!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Awesome, Jase! I knew I could count on you!

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What's soft and warm for your bottom and was probably invented in Japan?

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What will Harry say when he eats the last Horcrux Hors D'Oeuvre?

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None of y'all should quit your day jobs...

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Q. What magical sport do frolicking sea creatures play if they have irritable skin?

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(Hee hee...)

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What does Harry Potter wipe his nose with?

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Ha!  Even the Purists can play this game!

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Well, I didn't exactly make this one up, but after a week of hearing beserker childs 2, 3, and 4 singing this song, I finally insisted they tell me where it came from. Seems a friend from beserker child 2's Miamaid class shared it with her when she spent the night...



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I love that one. Someone else linked me to it once...

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That's just disturbing.

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I like the Bothering Snape one too.

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Post a link if you can... the last thing I wanna do is go randomly searching through YouTube... might as well rename that place, "Poop on the Holy Spirit" Tube...

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It's not quite as good, since it's animated instead of real puppets, but it's made by the same guy...



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