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Angry Squirrel Finished Off by Crutch

Better safe than sorry... this could just be the tip of the iceberg in an outbreak of mutant squirrel cell activity over in Europe.

How is your German?  Doc Organist and I can probably act as translators should the need arise, but of course, your Foundation / Institute will need to pick up the tab for our consulting...

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The difficulty would be getting the "equipment" aka firearms there. I won't even go up against a single squirrel without being armed to the teeth. Those things are vicious.

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That probably won't end up being a problem once the government begs you to assess the problem first hand.

Of course, providing certain officials further incentive by advising them they could be exposed for their role in the Tomacolate for Squirrels scandal should be provide sufficient clearance for the equipment necessary.

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I'm waiting eagerly by the phone for the call from the U.N.'s department of Animal Mutant Control.

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