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Democratic National Convention Schedule for 2008

7:00 P.M.  Opening flag burning.
       
7:15 P.M.  Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations.

7:30 PM.  Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:30 till 8:00 P.M.  Nonreligious prayer and worship: Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.

8:00 P.M.  Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 P.M.  Ceremonial tree hugging.


 8:15- 8:30 P.M.  Gay Wedding: Barney Frank, presiding.


8:30 P.M.  Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.


8:35 P.M.  Memorial for Saddam: Cindy Sheehan, Susan Sarandon.


9:00 P.M.  Keynote speech: "The Proper Etiquette for Surrender", French President Jacques Chirac.


9:15 P.M.  Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.


9:20 P.M.  Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden Kidney Transplant Fund.


9:30 P.M.  Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay : Sean Penn.


9:40 P.M.  Why I hate the Military: A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton.


9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
 

9:50 P.M.  Dan Rather receives "Truth in Broadcasting" award, presented by Michael Moore.


9:55 P.M.  Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.


10:00 P.M.  Presentation: "How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the WorldTradeCenterTowers," by Howard Dean.


10:30 P.M.  Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton for President by Mahmud Ahnadinejad.


11:00 P.M.  Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.


11:05 P.M.  Al Gore reinvents the Internet.


11:15 P.M.  "Our Troops are War Criminals", presented by John Kerry.


11:30 P.M  Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton.


12:00 AM. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
 


12:05 A.M Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home.



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It'd be funnier if Ted Kennedy proposed the toast at 7:30 AM.

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ROFL... Ray, that was sooo, well raybies-ish! rofl.gif

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