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Keeper of the Holy Grail

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The Bishopric Called...


The first counselor called and wants to talk to MrCoco and myself. 

For the first time, I just have no desire to hear what he has to say.  I'm not interested in a different calling, I'm just... not interested.

What's wrong with me? weirdface

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You're a human.

You don't like change.

Hopefully God will fix you of that soon... biggrin

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Maybe... but we have an amazing talent for being unreachable. biggrin.gif

I feel it growing ... almost... into a... gift? worship.gif 

-- Edited by Cocobeem at 12:51, 2007-04-25

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A talent for being unreachable: Don't we call that "Innactive"? biggrin

-- Edited by rayb at 13:14, 2007-04-25

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It's less active, with all due respect. biggrin.gif

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That's what caller ID is for. Then you can not answer when certain folks call. Living in a different town from 90% of the ward members also helps stay below the radar. I also like to practice my surly look for when people at church start coming up to me. They think I'm mad and decide not to talk to me. It's an art being less active.

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Why bother having a phone?



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Yea I just got a new calling. That's ok, I was not really enjoying the one I had. Now they've asked me to do something I'm at least familiar with...


Welfare/Emergency Prep Specialist. Now I can teach the whole ward about bayonets...and they are a captive audience!!!!!!!!!!!!



Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (evil laughter) biggrin

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rayb wrote:

Why bother having a phone?




I like talking to my non LDS friends and family so I need the phone for that.  And if there is an emergency.biggrin



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Oh boy another calling thread. Why am I suddenly wishing I could attend Mirkwoods ward. ;)

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Cocobeem wrote:

What's wrong with me? weirdface



No desire for blessings? smile.gif

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DaKnife wrote:

Oh boy another calling thread. Why am I suddenly wishing I could attend Mirkwoods ward. ;)




I'd be happy to add you to my emergency prep "spam mail" list!



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What's wrong with me?

Nothing?  You like where you are at, what's abnormal about that?  I like new experiences so most of the time I've welcomed a new calling.  Sure, I was not overly excited about a couple but I couldn't help but to look forward to the change at least a little.

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TT: I totally agree. Just knowing change is coming can be really fun... though likewise intimidating and irritating.

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Well, we don't have caller ID or an answering machine. We go off our "feelings" whether we answer the phone or not. wink.gif So, it's this Sunday after the block. MrCoco would like to bail, but the counselor wants both of us. Most of the time I like change, especially at Church. I wouldn't mind change like every 6 months. Usually. That's what's so weird. I'm just ...not interested right now.

And Mahonri- I guess it depends on your idea of blessings. smile.gif

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MrCoco gets to be bell-ringer, his ultimate favorite calling.

I'm going to be a Primary teacher! w00t.gif Probably my 4yo daughter's class. clap.gif But I still have to be organist. This ward is weird with that. They won't accept anyone else, even though there are almost 1/2 a dozen people that could technically do it. They really make them feel below par, too. 'Tis sad.

At first the counselor started out with, "Have either of you spoken at Stake Conference before?" MrCoco had to go to the restroom... It was a joke. What- he thinks we have a sense of humor???

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yay! Primary!! I'll probalby never get to serve in it again, but I have loved the aprox. 15 years I was able to do so...

And Coco, you're an organist? This explains so much about you... :) (My mom is an organist... ahem...)

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Okay, I'm not an organist in the sense that my whole life revolves around my organistism. You know the types-- They are soooo musical, they get a little, well.... weird. I am definitely not weird. We've had the same choristor for 12 yrs. (Not that I've been in the ward that long.) I warned the Bishop about 4 yrs. ago that she was on her way to becoming "weird" and well... now it's too late, unfortunately. They dropped the ball, I'm afraid.

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"I'd be happy to add you to my emergency prep "spam mail" list!"



OOOH add me!  Add me!  I've almost finally got my year's supply.  Now I need to work on my three months of comfort food.

Hey, about the cash thing.  Do they mean actual CASH on hand at home, or just available at the credit union?




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Of course, we'll let mirk answer the question from the expert point of view, but being the paranoid wonder that I am, I'd like to have cash on hand, as in ... IN my hand available. In case there's a run on the banks, or some freaky unforeseen thing where I can't go get my money out of the ATM like I'd hoped. Power grid down?

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Generally the counsel is to have it on hand, because of exactly that reason... This winter, there was a big storm that knocked out all sorts of stuff, and the gas stations could only take cash--some of them for a week or so, save the few stations that had powerbackups and satellite feeds... And they ran out of gas almost immediately.  

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I was in West Yellowstone once with my kids and the power went out. We couldn't get gasolline at all because the pumps were all electric...?? I guess that's why... none of them were open. We had to spend our cash on fudge. biggrin.gif

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Well that's fuel of a different sort, but I find it hard to believe you'd give that to your kids... that's like putting plutonium in your car... especially if you have to keep your kids in a confined place... :)

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Valid points, ray. I must have been thinking along the lines of our last meal... or maybe what would give us enough energy to hike home to Utah...

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Fudge for a last meal? What's wrong with that picture... nothing, except the fact there is no big fat juicy steak, mashed potatoes, warm buttered bread, and endless diet rootbeer included! rofl.gif

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Diet Rootbeer for a last meal? Concerned about gaining weight in the time between the last meal and your death? LOL?

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Well, ever since I went off the sugared stuff to help control my blood sugar levels several years ago, I have really lost the palate for sugar infused softdrinks. Just way too sweet for my tastebuds now. But, uh... I see your point... doh.gif

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It's like watching the fat lady go into McDougles and Order a Supersized Triple Cheeseburger Meal but then ordering diet coke. At that point, does it really matter?

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When you're watching your blood sugar and not your calories, then YES, it definitely does matter! I agree with Cat...since watching my blood sugar I find drinks loaded with HFCS disgusting!

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Yes, I can hardly stand even gatorade/powerade type stuff.

Only cold milk or water with my fudge, baby!! biggrin.gif

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Mmmm... Cold milk and marshmallow fudge...

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I'll take kippered herring any day over marshmallows...

ummmh... smoked fish drenched in vegetable oil... ahhhhhh! {Homer drool}

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