Serenity now, insanity later.

Inanity Eternum...

Who's your favorite little rascal?

It was both. And you said the right answer, or rather, you didn't say the wrong answer.

"I've gotta feaver, and the only prescription is more cowbell."

Bruce Dikenson

Cool, by why do they need more cowbell?

I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

- from the movie Billy Madison (which I haven't seen, but this quote is on my boss' wall and it makes me LAUGH!)

"Blessed are those who engage in lively debate with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called Dentists!"

I had a patient give me this on a wall plaque years ago... She came in today for a cleaning and I'm still talking her head off telling her what a great Mormon she'd make.

rayb wrote:

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"The Feaver" is a medium sized north american mammal that lives in very hot places, and likes to build dams by using its formidable front teeth to chew down trees.  They often live in places so hot there aren't trees, so they will chew down cactus and make dams out of them or columns of rock.

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But have you heard about that vicious little north american mammal found mostly in the southwest that seems to be a cross between a badger/civet cat/porcupine and coyote? It is called the "Peligro". They have razor sharp teeth and will kill desert rats and other small mammals but they are not afraid of humans that walk around with unprotected skin. Like porcupines they will leave razor sharp spines in you if walk up on them unawares.

At night if you are not careful, they will sneek up behind you and you'll be bleeding from bite wounds to the back of your legs. If there is more than one, like piranas they will have a feeding frenzy.

That's why all over the southwest, if you enter an area that they frequent you will see signs that say, "Danger/Peligro".

Honest!

Life is hard. It's harder if you're stupid.
-John Wayne



-- Edited by PollyAnna at 20:49, 2007-05-08

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

Got this in an email this morning...


A Bishop was visiting in the home of two Ward members, a newlywed
couple. At the garden apartment where they lived it was obvious from the
giggling inside that someone was at home, but no answer came to his
repeated knocks, he even called out to let them know it was he at the
door. Everything had gone silent. Then he took out a business card and
wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

The following Sunday his card was placed in one of the tithing envelopes
and given to one of his councilors who in turn returned it to the
Bishop. Added to the card was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales
of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold,
I stand at the door and knock."

Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid
for I was naked."

Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are! "A
cheerful heart is good medicine" (Prov. 17:22)