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"The quickest way to a man's heart is to tear a hole in his ribcage."

"I like poetry, walks on the beach, and poking dead things with sticks."

Feel free to add your own...

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Eschew Obfuscation
I'm Pro-life, I vote, and so do my 7 kids (note, this does not apply personally to me; I do not have 7 kids, and the ones I do have don't vote yet)

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I can only please one person per day.  Today is not your day.  Tomorrow doesn't look good either.

I don't suffer from insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it!

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I'm not as thunk as you drink I am.

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Haven't actually seen them, but would be pretty funny if did...


Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

If you can read this, please flip car over (placed upside-down)

Daddy Farted, and we Can't get out!!

I brake suddenly for tailgaters

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

If a man is talking in the woods, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

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Bumper stickers I saw in Boise about 15 years ago when the Idaho legislature was debating abortion:

"I'm pro-choice and I vote"

"I'm pro-life and I pray:

"I'm pro-family and I procreate"

The last one was on the back of a van filled with carseats.


I saw this one in one of our local comic shops:

"I'll stop gaming when they pry the dice from my cold dead fingers."

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Well-behaved women rarely make history.

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We saw one this morning, and Mrs. Cat Herder insisted I put it on here. Be advised, I do not endorse the comment...

"Silly boys, jeeps are for girls!"

(of course by the time we were able to get around the girl driving this vehicle on the freeway, we could see she was yackin' away on her cell phone with only one hand on the wheel)

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