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Hot Air Balloon

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Banana terrorists


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,258804,00.html

As Americans we should be less dependent upon foreign Bananas... Sometimes I think America should open a few new states. Venezuala, Columbia... they'd both make decent states... once we cleaned up a few things. :)

--Ray

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Profuse Pontificator

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I want Alberta, Manitoba, Sasketchewan, and British Columbia first.

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Understander of unimportant things

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I believe this all falls under the Raybiesfest Destiny doctrine, and therefore will not only be legal but top priority of the Roper adminisitration.

I hear that recently when an unarmed company of Swiss militia on training manuevers accidently invaded Luxembourg, France offered to surrender. So, maybe in like manner, all the French-Canadians in Quebec will surrender to us if we can convince Iceland to accidently invade one of the maritime provinces for us while we're at implementing the Raybiesfest Destiny doctrine. Beauty, eh?

I would suggest we update our maps, though. Something about the Risk board just doesn't seem quite right.

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I would love to have British Columbia. They can keep Calgary though!

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