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Inadvisable Google searches


According to this article, if you're planning on murdering your spouse, it's inadvisable to Google "How to commit murder" beforehand.

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And I thought you were going to mention Hooker furniture or Dick's Sporting Goods.



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BTW, do you know the origin of the term "hooker"? One of the British generals fighting against us in the revolutionary war was a General Hooker. He apparently had a lot of young, single ladies in his entourage. When people would ask who the girls were, they'd say, "Oh, they're Hooker's."
The term stuck, and so now hooker is both a profession and a last name.
I knew a girl in college whose last name was Hooker. I felt sorry for her.

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I'm not going to Google it to check you on that one!

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You don't want Casi to ask you why you're googling the word "hooker"?
I got that story from Mr. Bruce, my history teacher in college. He had a masters degree in US History. He bragged to the people reviewing his masters thesis that they could ask him anything at all about US History and he'd be able to answer it. So a reviewer asked him a question that stumped him; "What's the Federal Ratio?"
He never told us the answer to that question, either, but it was on the test.

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Off to Google that... 

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Ah....never heard it called that before......

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I don't think Casi wants Shiz to google "how to murder your wife" either... :)

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Why would shiz want to look up how to murder arb's wife? Not only is there a general Hooker but there is also the famous policeman TJ Hooker who along with Heather Locklear (insert drool) went into deep space with an Italian cop and searched for strange new worlds. Go TJ!!!!!

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Arb? Did you marry Casi? No wonder Shiz is doing questionable web searches... (And another great rumor is born!!)

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