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rayb


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http://www.breitbart.com/news/2007/03/05/D8NM9S8O2.html

Is it my imagination or is the religious vote (or has it become more) important in America?

Just curious...

--Ray

-- Edited by rayb at 16:53, 2007-03-05

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Oh please. The poor in this country live like kings compared to other parts of the world. I hate it when pols from any party pull this "I know what Jesus wants" garbage.

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Well, Jason, they can't come right out and say "I believe that Jesus wants me to be President.", so they have to find other words to that effect.
And yes, it does make me sick.

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Cat Herder


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{queuing up the Sunbeam song...}
Everyone, let's now sing...

Jesus wants Edwards as President
to reign a term or two
In every state he should win votes
and win the electoral college too

For President!  For President,
Edwards has won His endorsement
For President!  For President,
You should endorse him as well...





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rayb


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You know that sick feeling you feel? That's the lack of the Spirit as Cat blasphemes... :)

--Ray



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Cat Herder


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Hey, you said he was the new prophet... I just spoofed a primary song...

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Cat Herder wrote:

Hey, you said he was the new prophet... I just spoofed a primary song...

I thought it was clever and funny!

I remember a few years back, Mad TV did a spoof on these gangster rappers who thank God when they are getting their Music Awards.  The Gangster Rap song was something about shootin da pimps and slappin da hoes.  (I don't recommend slapping garden tools).  At any rate, as the gansta rappers are thanking God in their acceptance speech God actually appears and tells the audience he had nothing to do with the rappers, their success, the album, etc.  It was hillarious.  I often wish God would actually do something similar when these politicians start pulling this stuff.



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rayb


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They say when you're teaching children about the Spirit you should point out that warm happy feeling you get, well I was just pointing out the opposite... :)

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Go to U-tube and type in Mormon Rap...

There are some pretty hillarious videos there.


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