"Captain!  The censors are reporting a naked quantum singularity off the port side!"

"Fire protein torpedos, broadweed spectrum dispersal pattern Theta Epsilon Pi Gamma Nu, on my mark..."

"Sir, might I remind you of the Prime Time Directive?"

"I'm well aware of it.  The special effects of the ensuing scene are sure to increase the ratings."

"Keppin, the animators are givin' all they got... I canno give eneemore withoot the disk array crashin'!"

"Leutnant, open Hey You frequencies, all channels.   Transmit the following message:  We are on a peaceful mission of exploration.  Lower your shields or we'll blast you from the sky"

"Hey You frequencies on sir."

"Fetch Dude!  This is a forum, not a gym!"



http://home.pon.net/zip/comedy/trek/osmeetng.htm

http://pages.prodigy.net/thenadels/parodies.htm

and search for Star Wreck by Leah Rewolinksi at Amazon.com... out of print series of some of the funniest parodies done, printed by St. Martin's Paperbacks...